It seems to me that you can always tell when a celebrity is about to take the long slide down the “I do weird things” joy ride.  It is almost always prefaced by dating a string of complete nobodies.  Hooking up with a strange friend and then next thing you know they are spending a few weeks in rehab or a few nights in the local jail house.

Audrina Patridge the Hills is apparently the next one to crash her Lexus SUV and slap a police officer because she is dating some lame looking guy named Josh Christopher, never mind that he looks like a scrawny issue of Dolph Lundgren (actually Dolph’s hair is much more stylish), she must have picked him up at the local used car dealership.

Lindsay Lohan found her nobody after she got out of rehab. Some weird looking Brit DJ… A DJ Linds? Come on gurl! Britney Spears we all well know got more and more bizarre after hanging around with a paparazzi creep Adnan Gahlib. Not only was he a really ugly freak, he had no game! Come on Britney you weren’t that fat!

Alright, let’s keep our eyes and ears peeled for news about Audrina Patridge, she is bound to freak out soon!